I am a deeply religious person with exquisite tastes in fine goods. In reality I live in a one bedroom apartment with my son and his husband in the North Valley. We share out place with two cats, Poppers and Rage as well as washed-up television star Pigtails, a basset hound. Fortunately I believe it is 1954 and that we all still live in an impossibly lavish villa at the Garden of Allah Hotel in Hollywood. I have been encouraged by everyone (to whom I owe money) to hock my vintage belongings.
This site is largely satirical performance art. All goods being sold here are partially vintage and partially new materials. Not only is Cobina delusional, she is actually not a real person, either. Thank you Marie Dressler, we are taking good care of your spirit. Please buy everything you see here, especially the books and music and photographs of the individuals you enjoy here.